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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Royally Buttraped.

Today, I was buttfucked. The culprit? I wanna Be the Guy: The Movie: The Game. I saw a video about this game on youtube, and heard it was the hardest game ever. So, being a sucker for masochistically delicious games, I downloaded it. I thought "Fuck yeah, its like Megaman, Contra, Ninja Gaiden and a whole bunch of cheap deaths combined into one!"

I was right.

Not only was I right, I died twelve times on the FIRST SCREEN. TWELVE. Now, Im no stranger to one hit kills, but flying apples (or giant cherries, whatever) speed past you twice as fast as you do! And they fly upwards! GAH!

And screen two... oh my GAWD. Screen two is so terrible. It hurts my soul (and butt) to even think about it.

I will make a video eventually and SHOW you how hardcore this game is.
And you will feel buttfucked by just watching it.



I love this game.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Gotta shoot em in the head. (L4D quick rant)

Now, I finally got L4D to work, though it doesn't always, but for the most part its solid. Took me a while, and I have to reboot my computer every now and again, but hey, you get to kill zombies. So, what do I think?

Its awesome. When you get 3 other people to play, and you really work together, it really changes the way you think of multiplayer. Most games make the multiplayer after the main game is completed, or vica versa (Deathmatch, CTF) or just tack it on (Co-op) and, granted, its fun, but it always seemed artificial to me. But L4D changed that for me. It does Co-op and Deathmatch RIGHT. No silly tacked on implements, everything feels smooth and natural. The zombies are fun to play, if not hard as hell to play well, but the humans are easily my favorite aspect of the game. You instantly have a small sense of camaraderie with these 3 strangers, which is awesome. You cant survive without these guys, and the same to them. Now thats not the case every time you play, most of the time, the guys will call out if they find weapons and ammo, and wait until you come get it because you all depend on eachother that much. Its great.

One problem I do have is the lack of campaigns, but thats a small complaint, because theres a surprising amount of replay-ability. For those who dont know, the game gets harder the better you do, and easier the more times you bite it.

Those are my early reactions, expect a full review later.